All right, you had something for this?

Yeah, Alice, how do you feel about the Taliban?

The Taliban?

Well, mixed feelings after several decades of insurgency against the United States.

I don't know, people say that they've mellowed.

I think that's sort of a false hope, but I think there's still like,

you know, a sort of a hold that...

So, Alice, would you say that the Taliban, for example, haunts your dreams?

I would say that the Taliban haunts my dreams. Not for like stealing valor reasons, but in that I had a strange, almost mystical experience.

I woke up from a feverish dream with a single name on my lips.

And the name that I woke up with was John Taliban.

That's right.

John Taliban, who is a Ford executive, he is not related to the Taliban in any way.

Legally, John Taliban, legally, the Taliban and the Ford Corporation are distinct entities.

It's just a coincidence.

It's like Hungarian or something.

And he refuses to ever change his name from John Taliban.

And I believe the exact thing I said to you when you put it in the group chat was,

I am going to pay you five crisp American dollars for the rights to this idea.

You never paid me my five crisp American dollars.

Well, you owe me ten crisp America dollars for guessing the twist on death loop that

you said was too stupid.

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