TRASHFUTURE LO FI EDITION - Millennial Mathematics ft. Elena Cresci

TRASHFUTURE

Comedy

4.6 • 851 Ratings

🗓️ 20 November 2017

⏱️ 61 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

🧾️ Download transcript

Summary

AUDIO WARNING. Riley (@Raaleh) fucked up royal and the entire episode recorded on the native laptop mic, rather than the very good mixer... so this is a rough, ready, TRASHFUTURE LO FI EDITION for your listening (dis)pleasure. I promise it'll be fixed up next week, as I'll have fired myself as producer. The boys (including @Milo_Edwards and @HKesvani) are joined by guest host Olga Koch (@rocknrolga) to speak with journalist and Wales expert Elena Cresci (@elenacresci) about dumb internet shit - including Zoella's expensive advent calendar, a fan-submitted dumb app, and work out how we'll finally save our dang down payments. Hussein talks at length about Sausage Roll Jesus. Like, subscribe, follow, do whatever you're supposed to with stuff you like! And sorry again about the audio! Love Riley xoxo

Transcript

Click on a timestamp to play from that location

0:00.0	So, sports fans, Riley here. You may notice that the audio quality in this episode isn't great.
0:09.8	That's because I'm a dumbass. And when I started using a slightly better piece of audio production software for the last, at fact, two episodes I've been recording.
0:22.9	I have forgotten, not forgotten,
0:30.3	didn't even know I had to, turn on the mixer as the main input. So what you're about to hear is four people, one of whom I get, yeah, four, some amount of people, five people, one of whom is
0:37.1	in the computer, having a really
0:39.5	jovial and slightly loud conversation into the same built-in microphone from the laptop.
0:46.9	We've solved the problem. It won't happen in future episodes, but if you're really offended
0:52.4	by poor quality audio,
0:57.2	then I suggest you turn back now.
1:00.4	Otherwise, enjoy what was, you know,
1:04.6	otherwise a delightful show to record with Elena Cresci,
1:08.1	Olga Koch, Hussein Kesvani, and Milo Edwards.
1:13.9	Follow us on Trash Future Pod and everything we say about every business and individual in this episode is, of course, alleged.
1:17.2	Later.
1:17.5	Okay. Okay, but before we start, what I'm going to do is I've found this thing online where Elon Musk speaks like an emo song.
1:38.2	So I'm just going to have the cold open. I just want to read that.
1:43.3	Yes, yes, yes, that I was for the second.
1:46.4	It's not true, it replies Benchley.
1:49.4	I will never be happier than having someone.
1:52.0	Going to sleep alone kills me.
1:54.7	It's not like I don't know what that feels like,
1:56.7	being in a big empty house and the footsteps echoing through the hallway.
	...

Please login to see the full transcript.

Previous episode | Next episode

Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from TRASHFUTURE, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.

Generated transcripts are the property of TRASHFUTURE and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.