Trapped In A Plane On Tarmac, Al's Run In With An Accordion
Boomer & Gio
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🗓️ 21 May 2026
⏱️ 13 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | you could at least see a way out when you're in the MRI tube. |
| 0:05.3 | So that helps me a little bit. |
| 0:07.0 | It's like I know if I just was able to squirm my way in a way I could get out. |
| 0:11.7 | It's the times where I'm like there's nothing I could do to get out of this situation. |
| 0:15.7 | So for example, if I am on a plane on a tarmac and it's hot in there and the air isn't working and like we're not going anywhere and I know that there's no way off of that plane without being in handcuffs, that's when my brain starts to go, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, just silly stuff like that where you think like totally fine i'm |
| 0:38.0 | living here i'm fine but for whatever reason that triggers my brain or the another one was the subway |
| 0:43.1 | oh i remember having to take the subway back of the day there was someone when i was going back into |
| 0:49.6 | manhattan from a story or from w f a n that where you would go over the Queensboro Bridge and then you'd go underneath in the subway, |
| 0:58.1 | someone pulled the emergency break in the tunnel. |
| 1:01.4 | Oh, boy. |
| 1:02.2 | And then, like, we're sitting there in the dark |
| 1:05.4 | and someone has to come and, like, check it out and everything. |
| 1:08.9 | That was another one where I had to, like, goose roba my way through that. A goose roba. A goose roba. Remember that for that movie, Roger Clemens? Yes, yeah. So if you and I are ever on a plane together, because we'll travel together quite a bit. We did to Pebble Beach. Yeah, I mean, you know, we're on a plane together. Yeah. And that happens to you. Yeah. |
| 1:28.7 | I'll just say to the flight attendant, can you please come over here? And I'm going to punch him in the face and knock him out. And he's good with it. And you're going to sit there and you go to, I'm good with it. It's fine. Yeah, yeah. Well, I've found, yes. I've found ways to cope though now |
| 1:45.0 | That I it's like it's not like valium good with it. It's fine. Yeah, yeah. Well, I've found, yes, I've found ways to cope, though, now |
| 1:45.0 | that I, it's like, it's not like Valium. I don't have Valium, but there are things. And also, you know, you have a drink before you get on a plane. That certainly helps. And then, yeah, but I've never, very rarely in those situations, you're on the tarmac for a long time. As long as I have air flowing too. |
| 2:01.3 | I mean, but this is why you have issues on planes because of stuff like that for somebody |
| 2:05.5 | like you that may just absolutely snap it's i don't snap i don't snap i'll just sit there and like |
| 2:13.0 | be like i'm gonna be like i'm gonna be like i don't snap i don't know i don't want that like I'm getting up and going, no, I just sit there and I'm like in my own head and like very, very uncomfortable. But, which is funny because there's nothing to do with the plane. Like I am, I've, you know, I told you many times how I've been on planes growing up because my father being a pilot, I am not scared of flying at all. it's the stuck on a tarmac thing. Or in the tunnel on a subway. It's stuck. Yeah, those are the things. Yeah, I know. I get it. Where my brain becomes irrational in thinking that I'm never leaving this way. It's the silliest, stupidest thing. I understand it. but everybody's got something like gina thinks she's |
| 2:53.5 | going to be eaten by a shark at some point like this is my thing so i've stopped criticizing her for that |
| 2:58.7 | she's not criticizing me for this speaking of the subway you know al always has a thing with the subway |
| 3:03.8 | oh my god yeah i mean so we're doing the show at the MLB store last Friday, |
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