Trapped in a house with only talk shows and award shows to watch - #2968
The Tom Barnard Podcast
Complete Disaster Network
4.1 • 652 Ratings
🗓️ 13 March 2026
⏱️ 73 minutes
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Summary
We've been promised yet another snowy apocalypse. Will this one be real? We hope not, because if so we won't be able to leave our house. There will be no escaping the Oscars. Although you can pass your time shoveling your driveway. That's always fun.
Topics:
Modern TV viewership
Taylor Sheridan has too many shows
Alec Baldwin legal trouble
This weekend's snowstorm
Tim's Oscar bets
Award shows are full of themselves
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome to the Tom Bernard family podcast with |
| 0:08.3 | co-host Catherine Brandt. |
| 0:10.0 | Andy Bram Bernard. |
| 0:11.5 | And Kristen Burt. |
| 0:12.6 | And Kristen Burt. |
| 0:14.3 | We love that. |
| 0:15.7 | You know that to be true. |
| 0:17.0 | I have a quick question of our audience. |
| 0:18.7 | Yes. |
| 0:20.0 | If anybody has used a soft cone for about a 24-pound dog for surgery, you know, the cone of shame, let me know what brand you bought and if you liked it. |
| 0:31.8 | Because a lot of these seem to be frequently returned items, but I'm wondering, they wouldn't use it for 10 days and then |
| 0:39.3 | return it? |
| 0:40.2 | They absolutely would. |
| 0:41.7 | If you get it from Chewy and bring it home, they will just tell you, and you're like, |
| 0:48.0 | if Jude hates it, they'll tell you to donate it to a shelter. |
| 0:51.4 | Oh, I like Chewy. |
| 0:52.9 | As part of the return. So just do that. |
| 1:13.3 | That's where Jude gets all his meds and his food and everything is Chewy. Chewy's fantastic. We used to use Chewy. Their customer service is amazing. They really are. I mean, you get stuff so fast. So fast. We called them yesterday because we had ordered, you know, one of those 40-pound litter bags. and when we opened the box, it was split open. |
| 1:15.1 | So I just said call them and they said hey we're gonna send you another one and either dispose of the litter |
| 1:19.1 | or use it whatever you want to do this litter doesn't really matter it doesn't |
| 1:24.6 | it just like was all over the box so whatever was left in the bag we'll use, of course. |
| 1:30.2 | Sure. Yeah, I ordered a bag of rice. It was like a 10, 20 pound bag of rice from Amazon. And the bag of rice came inside of another Ziploc bag. And I was like, what's that all about? And I took the bag of rice out and the bag of rice was split open. So what they did is instead of giving me a new bag of rice, they put it inside a Ziploc bag so the rice wouldn't get everywhere. It's like, I'm not eating this. Are you kidding me? What it was exposed to. Yeah, exactly. So I returned it, quote, unquote. They just told me to throw it away, so I did. |
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