Transitioning into College
Bropostles
Ethan and Patrick
4.7 • 531 Ratings
🗓️ 27 March 2024
⏱️ 36 minutes
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Welcome Crunchers, in this episode of Dr. Ethan's Dating Corner, the boys talk about getting over a women, awkward friendship and long distance relationships.
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| 0:00.0 | Here's the deal. Your friend group is not going to be the same next year. |
| 0:07.0 | And the year after that, it's going to be different. |
| 0:10.0 | And the year after that, it's going to be different. |
| 0:12.0 | Like right now, in your mind, what are you, 18, 17, you're like, okay, this friend group is going to be the friend group I'm going to have for all of college because we've all been friends for X number of years and we all know each other and we're all friends. But here's what's going to happen. You're going to move to this college. You're going to move into a dorm. You're going to be maybe friends with your roommate. Maybe you're going to find friends in your dorm and you might hang out with them in addition to this other friend group. I'm not say this friend group's going to go away. And then you're going to probably have once you get out of your gen eds, you're going to have friends in your major that are in all the same classes as you. And if you're in a sorority or in some type of living community, you're going to make friends with the people that are in your major and in your same living community. And those are going to be the people that you spend the most time with. |
| 0:55.6 | You're not going to be spending all of your time with your current friend. |
| 0:58.9 | I know it hurts. |
| 1:00.8 | I'm sorry. |
| 1:01.2 | I'm sorry. |
| 1:01.4 | I'm not. |
| 1:02.2 | I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, all right. |
| 1:06.3 | You came to the right place, you ding dong. |
| 1:08.3 | It's called communication, baby. |
| 1:23.2 | Welcome to The Crunch, the only podcast band in the state of Texas. |
| 1:28.2 | It's your boy, Ethan. |
| 1:29.5 | And I'm Patrick. |
| 1:30.6 | Yeeha! |
| 1:32.4 | And, dude, Leo can say yehaw now, my two-year-old? |
| 1:37.3 | I wonder where he learned it from. |
| 1:39.2 | He learned it from me. |
| 1:40.5 | I'm a cowboy now. |
| 1:41.8 | I have a cowboy hat. |
| 1:42.9 | I want to be a cowboy, baby. I paid a non-trivial sum of money for this cowboy hat, and I would have paid more. |
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