Hey, everybody, it's your MEGATOR

Hey everybody, welcome.

It's your Megatron Wizard from the Dark of the Moon. Holden McNeely.

Hey, yo, man, it's me, a normal black person in a movie. Yiggity, yigotty. I can't read. This is funny.

Oh, God, help us. Shut up, Grandma. Hell yeah.

Jake, this episode is going to be real stupid. But before we getting into how stupid this episode was about, you talk to us about how your incident at work earlier today? I'm sorry, are you making fun of my jaunty shorts that I'm wearing right now? Yes. How did you end up getting into those shorts? I can't believe we're talking.

Okay.

I'm sorry I was late to recording.

Guys, I'm laid out on the line.

I work in a building, a nice building.

There's amenities.

I'm not trying to brag to all you unemployedos and all you employettes out there.

I'd keep huffing it.

I sit down to take a nice dumpus.

Sit down like I usually do.

It's kind of a 4 p.m. thing.

Boss makes a dollar.

I make a dime.

It's why I poop on a company time.

And, you know, it's one of those auto guys, one of the automatic things.

So, like, as soon as you move a muscle, it just starts immediately fleshing.

And just I shift my weight slightly and just scudush.

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