Welcome to the Total Soccer Show and our catch up with the latest transfers ahead of the new European season.

Today we're looking at City's new Brazilian, big changes at Man United, Killingh Mbapes, Real Madrid, Ascension,

and Liverpool's apparent failure to recognise the window is open.

My name's Ryan Bailey. Joining me today,

your friend of mine, Taylor Walker. Hello, Taylor. Hello, Ryan Bailey. Good to have you back

in the United States where you belong. Thank you very much. I flew back this weekend. It is good

to be back in M-Casa. That was not Spanish. Maybe 50% Spanish, that one. You are in Sucasa,

but you are not in your daughter's room.

Have you moved to an office?

Have we graduated from the pink room to the green room?

So children are on vacation for the summer, Taylor.

I've not negotiated use of child's bedroom during child occupation hours, unfortunately.

I do like that you and I seem to have the similar background paint color. So for all Joe and Graham know, we're actually in the same room and just back to back. We are. We have been all along. It's a, it's a Kaiser-Sosier situation here. Joe Lowry's here. Hello, Joe. Yeah, we've known all along. The editing is an absolute bear, guys. It really is. You're telling me. You're telling me, Joe. Graham Rufflin, hello, Graham. Hello, Ryan. How are you? I missed you last week. I missed all of you, but I was at Ryan's spiritual home of Centre Parks last week. So I felt close to you in a sense. I'm not aware of Taylor and Joe having been to Centre Park. I missed you so much, Ryan. I love you. I care about you. I miss talking. Oh, and like, wait, who were the other guys? Oh, yes, I'm not aware of Taylor and Joe having been to I miss you so much Ryan. I love you. I care about you. I miss talking.

Oh and like, wait, who were the other guys? I was yes, I'm thinking about Center Parks, Joe. I didn't have anything on the two of you going to Center Parks. Although you're welcome to come. Maybe that's where we should do the next TSS live shows at Center Parks. Get a lodge. Go to Starbucks. That'll be It'll be good at fun.

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where you'll find Graham going to the place called Centre Parks. It is a British holiday

destination. You'll also find out that Graham doesn't know the difference between a goose

and a swan. They're different, Graham. Swans are white, right? Unless they're

babies, yes. Yeah, so there's swans there. I just didn't show them on video called the wrong one swans.

A swan attacked me midway through a barbecue and stole a sausage off my plate. It was definitely a

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