You're listening to KFI, AM 640, the Bill Handle Show on demand on the IHeart Radio app.

Good morning. It's a Saturday morning. And I hope you're having a good weekend. I hope you

think that I was fairly sincere about that. Maybe.

Handel here, and it's a legal show.

Next three hours, fun and frivolity.

And if you have a question you want to ask,

and I will give you marginal legal advice,

a number is always the same.

Number's been the same since I've been here.

Wow.

That was just before, well, we were still in the rotary phone business. No, that's not true. The number is 800, 5201534, 8005201534. And as always,

first hour, first part of the show as we open it, the best time to call.

And sometimes I get these emails throughout the week.

Oh, Bill, I tried to call you all week and I couldn't get in.

Well, you know what?

When I say we've got time and now we have lines open, you jump on it.

800 5201534.

That's 8005201534.

We used to say toll-free, and we used to have a local number, and then we had a national toll-free number.

At one point, 800 numbers national toll-free number.

That was at 1.800 numbers were toll-free.

Well, those days, of course, are long gone.

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