Today's new book, Paper Boy. To order today time for the Howie Car Show.

I was one of 10. I wanted to play football. You're a terrible athlete.

Come on, man, I'm an excellent athlete.

And I had found out two days earlier,

they had a quarterback named Roger Stahlbach

and a half-back named Joe Bolino. I said, oh, I'm not going there.

My fantasy life, I'm on the team.

Well, let's just keep it that way.

Live from the Matthews Brothers Studios.

Spending hundreds of billions of dollars subsidizing a car that nobody

wants and nobody's ever going to buy. He's not wrong. Oh he's on the

purchasing. He's not. Who's your captain? Howie Carr.

Never forget America's the strongest when we lead not only by our example of our power,

but by the power of our example.

This week marks nine years since I lost my son, Bo.

It's all about me, me, me, please look at me.

I am so fleeting.

Rump swabs, hacks, and moon bats beware.

It's... Howie Car. Car.

It is Memorial Day here on the Howie Car Show.

I am Aaron Chadborn sitting in for Howie on this holiday.

We wish everyone listening a very happy memorial day,

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