Hey bro. Hey, what's up? Have you heard the good news? Uh, are you pregnant? That's not possible.

Blossom finally got a good wig? That's even less possible. Even better. I'm going on tour.

I am so excited to be doing a live version of my podcast at the Blair White Project all over America and Toronto, Canada.

Each show will have a signing, a meet and greet,

a special hangout for VIP fans,

and a portion where you can grab the mic

and talk to me, ask me questions, drag me.

Don't do that.

I would say my podcast is pretty uncensored,

but imagine how uncensored we can get together in person.

I'm a little scared.

We're stopping in Austin, Phoenix, Washington, D.C., Brooklyn, Atlanta, Toronto, Canada,

Minneapolis, Chicago, Orlando, Dallas, Houston, and Nashville.

Get your tickets now at X1 Entertainment.com slash Blair White.

Link in the description. You guys know i have not done

any in person events in years literally so i don't know when the next time this is going to happen

this is something very special for the blair white army so if you're a member of the blare white

army i'm going to need you to make sure you don't miss the blare white takes america tour see you

soon hey guys welcome back to the Blair White Project podcast.

Sorry it's been a hot minute since I've posted.

I've been trying to get my mind right, you know, pick up new hobbies, new healthy habits.

I got a pussy.

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