Hello, everybody, and welcome back to the Trader's Wrap-Up podcast.

We're here today to talk about Trader's Australia, Season 2, Episode 5 and 6, AKA Holy

Smokes. This was both the best episodes and the most frustrating episodes of traders I have

ever watched. And I cannot wait to dip into all it would all of you. I am, of course, the

Sultan of Suspicion. Please, and Geely, ready to break things down once more. And with me today,

we have the, of course, the lovely, the irreplaceable kind of a suspect, Parityam. Parityam, how

are you doing? Okay, but yeah, it's been a few days since I've watched these two episodes of

Trader's Australia, Season 2. And, you know, I tend to ruminate, think about how I wanted to talk

about this. This is not what I was anticipated talking about going into this podcast, especially

after the first four episodes. But, you know, the recipes there, we should have seen this coming,

I guess. I prepared a brief statement, if you don't mind, I would like to read it out.

Oh, please, floor is yours. Okay, I figure I want to get this out now at the top of the podcast

instead of, you know, at the end, when it's too late, the numbers are against me.

To the faithfuls of the Trader's AU Season 2, what you have just done is one of the most insanely

idiotic things I have ever seen in over 100 seasons of competitive reality TV.

At no point in your rambling, incoherent actions were even close to anything that could be

considered irrational thoughts. Everyone who has watched these past two episodes is now

dumber for having seen them. I award you no silver bars and may God have mercy on your souls.

And that's all I've got to say. Wow, chilling. The chill has taken over the room. Now,

if I may take the stand and also I have prepared a statement. Okay.

You dummies. You dummies. You absolute dummies. Dummies. What is this? Why? How? Oh,

my God. That took a lot out of me. Yeah. Well, well said too, as well. I worked all night on it.

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