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Good Guys

Traitor? I Hardly Know Her!

Good Guys

Dear Media

Society & Culture, Comedy

4.73.8K Ratings

🗓️ 22 January 2026

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Mazel morons! It’s Topical Thursday and your boys are BACK. Josh recounts getting the flu at MrBeast’s premiere, Ben swears off Zyrtec and dull knives, and we break down the wildest moment on Traitors. We also solve: Are pocket knives sexy? Is dried guava just sugar? And why does Wicked reference dialysis?? What are ya nuts?!  Leave us a voicemail here! Follow us on Instagram and TikTok!  Sponsors: Branch Basics - Get 15% off Branch Basics with the code GOODGUYS at https://branchbasics.com/ GOODGUYS #branchbasicspod Little Spoon - littlespoon.com/GOODGUYS and enter our code GOODGUYS at checkout to get 30% OFF your first Little Spoon order. IM8 - Go to IM8HEALTH.com/GOODGUYS and use code GOODGUYS for a Free Welcome Kit, five free travel sachets plus ten percent off your order. Seriously, this is one of those offers you’ll wish you’d jumped on sooner! Shopify - Whether you’re just wanting to test an idea out, or you’re getting serious about launching your own brand - it’s never been easier to get started on shopify.com/goodguys.  Please note that this episode may contain paid endorsements and advertisements for products and services. Individuals on the show may have a direct or indirect financial interest in products or services referred to in this episode. Produced by Dear Media. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

The following podcast is a dear media production.

0:03.8

Two Jews, both big and tall, no subject, too small for the good guys.

0:11.4

A mother's dream, premium podcast team, make it your weekly routine, it's a good guys.

0:18.2

And if you don't give us five stars, what are you nuts? What are you nuts? Yeah, we're the good guys.

0:26.3

They're not the great guys. We're just so good, good, good, good guys. Whoa.

0:32.7

Mussel morons, welcome back to the good guys podcast. Friends, we're here. Today, it's topical day, right, Josh? Today we're going to be topical. Today's Topical Day. This is Topical Thursday, T.T. This is Topical Thursday. What do we want to talk about, Josh? It's going to be topical. She would start with our beautiful weekend. My sister, Josh, you want to hear something hilarious? My sister came. She flew to beautiful sunny Florida to come say hello to her big brother. And she was just in Japan for two weeks. And so, of course, she's in Japan. I need to have her get me knives. She flies over. And I also had a spiritual awakening at the same time. So I said, can you please bring my talus, my Tfilin, and my knives? So she's traveling.

1:11.1

They must think she's a part of Mossad. She has long, like three or four huge knives,

1:17.4

Talas and Tfilling, all in her bag. What do you think of that, Josh? So much to pick about.

1:22.4

Okay. Hold on. First of all, I'm just thinking about the size of that tallest baby.

1:29.5

And I know it's like a beach towel and I love it.

1:32.5

Yeah.

1:33.5

Okay, let's talk about the knives first.

1:34.7

So these are the proper Japanese samurai ginsu.

1:38.2

Is ginsu the word?

1:39.8

I have no idea.

1:40.8

Of course you know the name of the proper Japanese knife.

1:43.2

These are kitchen knives.

1:45.0

Carbon. And I said, I don't know. She was in the store. We were FaceTiming. She would show me something.

1:50.5

And I'd say, I want to spend more. Show me what is more expensive. We started at like the 100th, then the 200th, then the 400th and the 400th.

1:58.8

And in Japan, I don't think that that even means that the quality was better. I was just being like a jerky tour. It's like, I'm never going to Japan. Unless you want to come with me, I'm never going to Japan. I'm dying to go too. She's in Japan. I have these Shun knives that I use that I love. I love them. Shun originated there, but we have the American version, Josh. So I said, you're there one time, bring me the best. So I don't know what they are. I have no idea. No clue. I'll let you know. Carbon. She's actually here. What kind of knives? Do you know what they are? One, bullhorn. I think they're made of animals, Josh.

2:35.2

Ox, ox.

2:35.8

Ox.

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