It's Mahat Magandhi's birthday.

Welcome to the Luca Pitchot, I'm Pete Johnson John by Mr. Lukie Moore.

Hello.

Any kind words for M.G?

Well, I've never heard him called that before.

MG.

The Mughey merger.

Mahat Magandi. So he's quite a problematic character now, isn't he? Yeah. It's interesting. It used to be way easier when you were a child. Straight in there with MG chat. Straight in there. When you were a child and certainly when you went to Catholic school, there'd always be pictures of Mother Teresa all over the place. And you do sort of go, those times are easy. When things were black and white, someone was good or they were bad. Yeah, there's been a retrospective on Mother Teresa as well. Yeah, she particularly nasty at the likes of things. I mean, like her Wikipedia page makes for quite the reading. Yeah. I mean, Sister Gertrude, who used to work at our school,

she'd give you a coffin every now and again. Would she? Yeah, she was Catholic, mate. A Catholic cuffing? What does a cuffing entail in this scenario? Um, just she'd, she'd, if you annoyed her in any way, she'd, she'd give you a clip around the ear roll. Not the worst thing you'd get from a senior Catholic figure.

It's a good point, actually.

Did you ever get to... I think I got a spanking at school.

Would that... anywhere she'd give you a clip on the ear roll not the worst thing you get from a senior catholic figure it's a good point actually yeah did you ever get to i think i got a spanking at

school would that be a time is this just a kind of false memory i think maybe i think the headmaster

might have might have given us a little spanking is that is that at secondary school feels like

feels like it quite an acronistic idea of that I may have implanted my own head.

If you're committing indiscretions that are getting you into the head master's office, first of all I want to hear about it.

Right.

I was, I was once called into the head of year's office.

I never got the full headmaster treatment.

Right.

Our head of year was this lady called Mrs. Smith and she was like a weird old cat ladymaster treatment. Right. Our head of year was this lady called Mrs. Smith,

and she was like a weird old cat lady. Right. And I think, you know when you look back and you don't question it at the time because you never really question authority figures when you're that young, but when you look back at now, you go, yeah, I think she was weird. Like, it was kind of weird. Yeah, there's a lot of, like, things where you sort of got,

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