Too far.

Oh, I'm starting.

Well, I can start.

Hi, I'm Robbie Hoffman.

This is our podcast.

Oh, I'm Rachel Colley.

Okay, let me do that again.

This is too far. I'm Rachel Collie. And we're doing a podcast. Why, Rachel? We're doing a podcast because Robbie loves to talk. She has crazy ideas and a lot of them are just offensive. You can't say that. We're doing the podcast, folks, for no reason. You need to tell them who I am. Okay. Let me tell you who, okay. Let me tell you who Rachel Collie is. Okay. She's a kleptomaniac who has impulses to steal. She has vaginismis. Too far. And a whole slew of mental illnesses that she self-diagnoses on WebMD. It's interesting because Robbie and I have a very

particular dynamic where, you know, in some ways we're very similar and in other ways, you know,

my whole thing is I'm mentally ill and I'm the victim and I need help. And Robbie, you know,

she grew up poor, Hasidic, she's pissed off. Are you going to call me rough around the edges?

No, I'm not. It's implied. It's implied. But, but, but we're both angry. I happen to be an excellent talker. Yeah, we just want to hang out. I don't even want to hang out. I just want to talk to you. You just want to talk. Two brilliant minds. At times, talk at me, perhaps. We're at odds. Exactly.

It makes a good dynamic for a podcast, guys. And it's going to be good. And, you know, you can find it on what? Apple, Spotify, they said. Yeah. Amazon. Wherever you find your podcast, I believe you can subscribe. And you know what else? Why don't you leave a review? Why don't you leave a little review? Don't see anything so mean because I can't take it.

No, positive reviews only like, And you know what else? Why don't you leave a review? Why don't you leave a little review? Don't say anything so mean because I can't take it.

No, positive reviews only. Like, you didn't go out and make a podcast. Now you're upset. Other people went out and made a podcast. Right. Keep it to yourself. If you don't have anything good to say, don't say it at all, which is not the vibe of this podcast. We're only going to be saying what isn't good to say, but that's the part of the podcast.

The review space is not for that.

No, positive only.

Positive. of this podcast. We're only going to be saying what isn't good to say, but that's the part of the podcast. The review space is not for

that. No, positive only.

Positive only. There you go.

This shows out July 31st.

And to just be clear,

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