Hello I'm Pete and I'm Luke and together we make up let's face it the

majority of what goes into the Luke and Pete sure why is the Luke and Pete

sure I hear you ask Luke it's basically you and me Pete in a room where I

asked you questions about stuff until you make me laugh including stories like

this someone is paddleboard and I did them my glasses on oh no you didn't want

to lose them and I was like oh my god oh my god to tell he's swimming next to me

oh I saw a kneel down on the paddleboard I was like hello mate how are you

it was a pair it was a fucking pair

I'm this my dog's getting right kinky as old age he's treating his life

ladies in a Berlin sex club he's got a real porn shot for walking behind big

stars and we'll do a piss and get a bit on his head all right kinky yeah I

need to go and check on the dog again after I finished this but it's not just

about all that there are plenty of stories from the Luke and Pete sure family too

from the interesting my current law teacher used to be friends with the ex-girl

friend of lightning scenes leading Ian Brody as he recounted to him as he used to

listen to music while putting them washing up and so he devoted a lyric to her

in the song feeding lazy music plays on radios and Lisa in the garden singing

to the washing line oh like that to the redidtions like this one about a

shortcut that went a little bit wrong a scale to 15 foot-ish fence and that's

all a satatop really to jump down three or four police came running from a

little building we haven't noticed before shouting at me and grabbing my

make sand I returned to sand and the quiet pissed off police and my

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