Hello you gorgeous people, are you hungry?

Because I'm bloody am.

It comes with the territory when you're referred to as one of the world's leading food critics,

which is why I'm doing a new podcast in which I take seriously interesting people out

to lunch in a restaurant I reckon they're like.

I'll be pelting my guests with good food and the finest wines known to humanity while

I lightly grill them on great successes, miserable failures, and of course, their weird eating

habits.

This first series I'll be breaking bread with Richard E. Grant.

When I woke up inadvertently and saw you, shouting my father's best friend and front of

the car.

Mel C?

Do you think we should just have one of everything?

Jamie Dawnan, Stanley Tucci.

I tried to roast the head, but I fucked it up.

It didn't work.

Tracy Olman.

And being Judy Dent was like huge, Jay.

I mean, it's like he wrote back to it.

Well, I've already smashed the vase, and I should rip the scarf later.

Jesse Ware, Mark Gates.

Just as it sort of touched my nose was I thought, fucking hell, I'm in doctor.

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