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trip and I was on an audition. I was on an audition. You pooped after my pants? I gambled

during the audition. No, not during the audition. You gambled by having poop in your pants.

No, I gambled and lost by farting and something coming out.

Where were you?

I was sitting in my car waiting to go into an audition.

I don't think I got the job.

Oh, I think I left.

You did have poop in your pants.

Oh, I had poop in my pants. You, I think I left. I ended up leaving. You did a poop in your pants. Oh, I had poop my pants.

You took your panties off.

No, I went home.

You went home with the poop.

What did you do with the panties?

I threw them away.

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