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Bad Gays

TRAILER: Extra Bad Gays February 2026: Mandelson, Gay Mafias, And Liza's Floor Mop

Bad Gays

Huw Lemmey & Ben Miller

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4.5934 Ratings

🗓️ 27 February 2026

⏱️ 13 minutes

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Summary

THIS IS A TRAILER! SUBSCRIBE ON APPLE OR PATREON TO HEAR THE FULL EPISODE  We have heard your pleas. The news has made them even more urgent. We're going to do a whole main feed Peter Mandelson episode in Season 10: but for now, here's a taste of our legally-bounded musings on his arrest and what it says about UK political culture. We also talk about a Wired article about a supposed gay mafia in the tech world that doesn't deliver on its promises, and take Gaggony Guncles questions from an enby worried about their relationships with their cis family and a cis woman wondering what to call her enby coparent. Plus, we descend into madness imagining Liza Minnelli hosting a floor mop infomercial.

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0:00.0

Well, Hugh, I'm sorry to do this to you, but I have to start by describing the worst thing that I've ever seen.

0:08.0

Okay, hit me.

0:10.0

All right, so this was an Instagram story that I saw this morning.

0:15.0

And so imagine a picture.

0:16.0

It's a guy lying in a beach chair, and it's a POV shot.

0:19.0

He's got the phone in front of his space so

0:21.2

you see the body in the speedo and the legs in the feet and he's getting a foot massage from a

0:27.3

someone who's like clearly a service worker and we are on this sort of like clearly like beachside

0:35.0

resort situation.

0:43.4

And the location tag is Puerto Vallarta, and the caption was shelter in place,

0:46.1

followed by three crying while laughing emojis.

0:53.6

And if you're asking, was this an image of some rotted muscle queen receiving a foot massage from a hotel employee while making a shelter-in-place

0:56.6

joke during the cartel violence in Puerto Vallata. The answer is yes. Yes, that is what that was a

1:01.6

picture of. Our expectations are very low and consistently fail to be met. I have to...

1:08.0

It's really unbelievable. Constantly lowering the bar for everyone.

1:12.7

I have to say, Ben, I do regard you as morally responsible for your own algorithm.

1:16.5

I've never seen such a thing on Instagram.

1:23.9

So, Ben, let's get on with the show.

1:27.3

I think today we want to talk about a very important sort of ongoing news scandal.

1:31.7

Yes.

1:32.3

Oh, kind of so awkward.

1:33.5

This could be so fun to edit.

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