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National Park After Dark

Trail Tales 93: ASStronauts, Butt Foam & Getting Too High

National Park After Dark

Danielle LaRock & Cassandra Yahnian

History, Society & Culture, Places & Travel, True Crime

4.6 • 5.8K Ratings

🗓️ 7 May 2026

⏱️ 72 minutes

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Summary

Today’s stories include full moons, lost partners, foam to the face, and getting high in God’s Country. Outsiders Only bonus stories available for Patreon and Apple Subscribers! For the latest NPAD updates, group travel details, merch and more, follow us on npadpodcast.com and our socials: Instagram: @‌nationalparkafterdarkTikTok: @‌nationalparkafterdark Support the show by becoming an Outsider and receive ad free listening, bonus content and more on Patreon or Apple Podcasts. Want to see our faces? Catch full episodes on our YouTube Page! Thank you to this week’s partners! Bellesa: EVERYONE who signs up wins a FREE toy or gift card! https://www.bboutique.co/vibe/nationalparkafterdark-podcastHarvest Hosts: For 20% off your order, head to HarvestHosts.com and use code NPAD Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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1:47.1

Hey, welcome back to National Park After Dark. We have our trail tales again for you all today,

1:54.7

and we're so excited. Yeah, my name's Danielle. Happy to be here. I'm Cassie. Also, happy to be part of this.

2:02.9

Thank you for having me. You're welcome. Thanks so much for joining. And then we have a little special guest today. This is Noah.

2:10.5

Everyone say hi, Braxton. Zoom in on his face, please. Yes. If you're watching on you, if you're listening and you can't see Daniel has the cutest Chihuahua ever on her lap. Yeah, I'm fostering. So if by this episode, by the time it comes around, if you still see him on

2:21.1

my personal Instagram, I'm still trying to find him at home. So he's up for grabs to a very loving,

2:26.9

sweet home. And he's, he's pretty perfect for a chihuahua, who would have thought the day would

2:32.4

come that I would have a small dog on my lap

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