So we go to the table and then I see the waiter's kind of making his way so I have to tell him.

I was like, hey, unfortunately I think that we should end the day.

I don't remember like verbatim because it was a long time ago, but I just said that I don't remember like verbatim because it was a long time ago but I just said that I don't think that you know were cohesive

or something along the lines of that and he saw that the check came and I think that he was on purpose like not eating so I think

maybe there might have been a little bit of a financial struggle or

something so I just went ahead and put my card out and he was like don't do that to me don't embarrass me I was like I mean you didn't order anything so

Welcome to the all-American savage show podcast with your

podcast with your host, John Burke, and is far more attractive co-host, me.

Now, let's get into it.

That's what your mom's ad. It's nine o'clock on a Saturday. A regular crowd shuffles in.

There's an old man sitting next to me,

making love to his tonic engine. He says,

Son, can you play me a memory?

I'm not really sure how it goes.

But it's sad and it's sweet and I knew it complete

When I wore a young man's close

I'll allow it in it I La la la la la la la la la la. Sing us the song.

L'a l'a l'a l'a.

Sing us a song, you're the piano man.

Sing us a song tonight.

Well, we're all in the mood for a melody,

and you've got us feeling all right. Now John at the bar is a friend of mine he gets me my drinks for free

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