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4.8535 Ratings

🗓️ 24 January 2018

⏱️ 52 minutes

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Roth and Drew propose the un-proposable, plus the NFL, reader mail, and more! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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0:00.0

What is the opposite of an emergency podcast, Roth?

0:12.0

I think that it is actually easier if we just demonstrate it.

0:16.7

This is, there is no urgency on this podcast at all to podcast about, there's no

0:23.2

rundown, no structure.

0:25.4

No, no siren going up where I need to talk immediately and with great urgency about my

0:30.6

team getting a shit pushed in by Nick fucking foals on Sunday.

0:34.1

Seriously, where are the, where the horn sounds?

0:36.7

It doesn't feel right without them. No horn. The, the, yeah, where the, the, the, the, the, doesn't, it doesn't feel right

0:38.0

without them.

0:38.8

No horn.

0:39.8

The, the, the, the, uh, how was that for you? The co-opting of the, of the skull chat was really, that was, that was, that was the, the, the final nail in the coffin. Like, I don't, I don't, I don't think Vikings fans should even be able to do it anymore. so thoroughly where they owned.

0:53.8

Just like a probationary period.

0:55.4

Yes.

0:56.2

Where you petition Roger Good should even be able to do it anymore. So thoroughly were they owned. Just like a probationary period?

0:55.4

Yes.

0:56.5

Where you petition Roger Goodell every like few months.

1:00.2

And then he like pays a law firm $3.5 million to investigate whether you're allowed to do your chant again.

1:05.2

You know, it's actually, it's probably better off.

1:08.0

I, you know, I can rationalize it any way I want to.

1:10.7

But if I had had to wait two weeks for the Vikings to play the Patriots and build up hope that they could actually beat the Patriots, I would have died. I think I would have. I was kind of looking forward to the Minnesota experience if it had been that way, just because I think you would have been, like, vibrating visibly and, like, located three inches off the ground at all times like it just would have been exciting because you've always

1:30.6

I've always wanted to interact with a full torso apparition uh let alone one that I consider you know

1:35.3

a peer and a friend just frantically searching around for like any any hard drug to scrape off the

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