4.8 • 57.5K Ratings
🗓️ 21 March 2022
⏱️ 67 minutes
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0:00.0 | Hi, my name is Tracy Morgan. |
0:05.0 | And I feel great. I feel great to be here with Conan. |
0:11.0 | Oh, that's so nice. You're supposed to say if you're, you know, great to be my friend, |
0:15.0 | but you skipped over that. Well, I feel bloated really. I was going to say, I feel bloated. |
0:21.0 | I feel bloated. Is it gas? Do you have a gas? I think it's gas. I think it's gas. |
0:27.0 | Follow us here. |
0:32.0 | Back to school. Ring the bell. Brand new shoes. Walkin' loose. Climb the fence. Books and pens. |
0:40.0 | I can tell where we are going to be friends. |
0:45.0 | I can tell where we are going to be friends. |
0:49.0 | Hey there, and welcome to Conan O'Brien Needs a Friend. |
0:53.0 | The podcast that aims to please. I'm just trying out various slogans. |
1:00.0 | That one that came into my head. That's no good. We don't really aim to please. Sorry about that. |
1:05.0 | No. The water resistant and safe around children. No. |
1:12.0 | What the podcast is? I don't know. Let me try again. |
1:15.0 | Yeah. Hey there. And welcome to Conan O'Brien Needs. |
1:18.0 | I liked that. I'm so sorry. I thought you were doing more slogans. |
1:23.0 | Oh, oh no. I was really going to start again. I thought you guys wanted to be too. |
1:26.0 | No. I liked what you were doing. Let me try again. |
1:28.0 | All right. Well, let's shut up. Let's go. Don't tell a woman to shut up, Gourley. |
1:31.0 | Here we go. Sorry. |
1:33.0 | And stop doing a Conan impression. |
1:36.0 | Right here we go. |
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