Toys in the pram
Football Ramble
Stak Production
4.6 • 9.3K Ratings
🗓️ 5 January 2011
⏱️ 67 minutes
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Summary
The Football Ramble, the original and best football podcast. Brand new podcasts every single weekday throughout the Premier League season and every day throughout the 2026 FIFA World Cup.
No cliches. No ex-pros like Peter Crouch or The Rest is Football. Just the funniest football conversation out there. Your guardian for the season, daily not weekly. Stick to the Ramble, totally.
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| 0:00.0 | Imagine sweeping through green fields, floating 5 feet above ground, sun on your face as you slide by on track to your destination. |
| 0:12.0 | Not a car in the world, as you simply lean back. And before you know it, you're there. |
| 0:20.0 | This is how travel should feel, and on our trains, it does. |
| 0:25.0 | Avanti West Coast, feel good travel. |
| 0:55.0 | Sky Sports is showcasing an incredible spectacle of sports, including deep breaths. |
| 0:59.0 | The watered only Premier League, the exhilarating EFL, the wondrous women's super league, the captivating cricket world cup, the remarkable rider cup, the phenomenal formula one, the electrifying US Open and more. |
| 1:10.0 | There is so much happening in the world of sport, and they have it all because Sky Sports is the greatest show on Earth. |
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| 1:25.0 | Oh ladies and gentlemen, let me give you milk and honey. |
| 1:54.0 | It sounds like an ice cream van. |
| 1:58.0 | It's a football ramble. It's a new year, but more importantly, it's a new ramble. Happy new year everyone. |
| 2:06.0 | I think the year is more important. Is it? Well, will the history book suggest such a thing, James? |
| 2:12.0 | But it's 2011, the highest year on record, and Jim Campbell joked there for you. |
| 2:18.0 | It's a pleasure to have the same set of ramblers with me. James or Jim is back. |
| 2:25.0 | Hello. Fresh from spending New Year's Eve in the co-op. |
| 2:28.0 | Yeah, I was very ill. New Year's Eve. I had to leave the party. I was like, just as I'd got there, because I just couldn't deal with it. |
| 2:36.0 | New Year's Eve at 12 o'clock in the co-op. A little man behind the counter. He pulled a little party popper, and then it's a really glum boy said Happy New Year. |
| 2:45.0 | I have the talent. While a Polish man bumped into me, asking me if I was fucking with him. |
| 2:50.0 | Did you see, was it a valid question? No. Did you walk past the street? |
| 2:55.0 | If anything, he jumped in front of me in the queue. Did you think this looks like a good place to go? |
| 3:01.0 | No, I had to have some New Year's event. |
| 3:05.0 | If you had a worse New Year, do email it. There are other supermarkets available for New Year's Eve, ladies and gentlemen. |
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