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Hey everybody and welcome to this week's episode of Shut Up a Second.

I'm Jackson Bailey.

I'm Cass.

I'm Adam Bailey.

And today's topic is Toys Coming Alive.

I think I was scared off as a kid.

You still scared of it now?

Yeah. was scared of as a kid. You still scared of it now? A little bit.

I have a big foot toy that I keep on top of my chest of drawers.

Not yet.

My wardrobe, as you can see behind me.

And if it's late at night and I have the willies, I'll like peep up at him and look at him.

Not scared in the same way I was as a kid. Like, because as a kid, you're scared, you see Toy Story. You're like, what if my toys come to life and eat me or some shit? But I think as an adult, you're scared if it coming. Yeah. As a kid, you're scared of it coming to life.

As an adult, you're scared of it never coming to lunch.

Please come to life. As an adult, you're scared of it never coming to life.

Please come to life, little toy.

What was that movie that came out, like, before Toy Story that was about, like, soldiers.

Small soldiers?

Yeah, small soldiers.

Or toy soldiers, I think it might be called.

Yeah, fuck. Who was that movie? With the Glomboars or whatever, which were like little, like, alien spellers who rocketed around and then there were the soldiers and the soldiers were the bad guys, but in the end they're also the good guys, maybe? I can't really remember. I forget. I think the ultimate message was that everyone is good or something.

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