4.4 • 17.3K Ratings
🗓️ 8 January 2026
⏱️ 72 minutes
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Welcome to a world of toys, made cozy with cats, be on the lookout for relaxation
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| 0:00.0 | from PRX |
| 0:03.4 | Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, friends be on the binary. |
| 0:12.6 | It's time for the podcaster. |
| 0:15.4 | It doesn't pop his bees. |
| 0:17.0 | He coats his peas and pillows and then puffs them up pleasantly, pleasantly and something else. |
| 0:26.9 | Because, you know, why? |
| 0:28.3 | Because sometimes I run out of stuff to say, but I still keep going anyway. |
| 0:34.1 | And rarely do I rhyme. |
| 0:38.7 | And I cannot keep any sort of time. |
| 0:41.5 | Because it's time for, the time is, I could have, I should have snuck that in there. |
| 0:45.8 | It's time for sleep with me. |
| 0:47.3 | The podcast, I put you to sleep. |
| 0:51.0 | Everybody's the Scoots here. |
| 0:52.4 | Just a little reminder, you know, if you're a super listener, you listen all night long, |
| 0:57.9 | you fall asleep fast and you're hearing this, you listen three, four, five, six, seven nights a week. |
| 1:05.0 | You've listened for longer than six months, longer than a year. |
| 1:08.8 | We really do. |
| 1:09.9 | It's either you or somebody else supporting the |
| 1:12.4 | show for you if you're a super listener. That's the only way this podcast can be here for people |
| 1:18.9 | that listen all the time. So if you're a super listener, consider that. Is it going to be you |
| 1:24.1 | supporting the show in 2026? You'll be supporting it for you and lots of other |
| 1:28.6 | super listeners and thousands and thousands of people that don't listen as much as you. They need |
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