Well, I have a cousin who lives in Phoenix, Arizona, and years ago he wanted to get married on this golf course out there.

So I flew out there, did the wedding ceremony, and afterwards I said, where am I sleeping?

He said, oh, we got this little cabin for you, this little bungalow.

So I go there, and it was really cool.

They had this outdoor shower.

And because the ceremony was a hot desert ceremony, I thought, man, I'm going to soak

under the stars for the first time of my life.

And so I did that.

And when the shower was over, the towel was nothing more than like a dishcloth, if you

will.

And so I go to let myself in the room and somehow I'd managed to light myself out fun times. So I climb over

this really high privacy fence. I run hundreds of yards across golf fairways to the main lodge.

I walk in the main lobby looking like Tarzan and I can hear everybody giggling and laughing at this

physique, this specimen of physicality you see in front of you. And I can hear everybody giggling and laughing at this physique, this specimen of physicality

you see in front of you.

And I get my room key and as I'm walking out, there's an older couple coming into the building.

And my parents had always taught me to hold doors open for older people.

So I'm staying there just holding this door open and this woman who's very well dressed

shoots me a disgusted look and I got nervous and I just said don't mind me I'm a preacher

from Kentucky and that's what came out of my mouth just trying to make you guys proud okay

so I don't know that I'm the right person or the most qualified person to preach this

important sermon on the subject of marriage.

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