Flaping all go away

Bells or foothel rings

Making spirits bright

What fun it is to ride

And sing a-saying song tonight

Oh jingle bells

Jingle bells

This show smells

No it doesn't

Hey this is Mark Chaplin here

With a toxic wise show Here on Renegate Talk Radio.

Merry Christmas, you sons of bitches. Oh, oh, oh, oh, Rudolph. Oh, well, yeah, there goes Santa.

Hey, this is our To, wise ass Christmas special show.

Oh my God.

I don't know what happened to the 4th of July.

I'm watching fireworks.

The next thing I know, I'm shoveling snow.

Where does the time go?

Remember when you're a kid, time kind of did not fly.

It did not.

It seemed like Christmas took forever. Summer, summer vacation seemed to last forever. I don't know. I just don't know. I guess the older you get, the more time flies. But anyways, this is our Christmas special. We're going to be talking to Santa Claus. We're going to have some special surprise guests on. We're going to have our celebrity guests on. And, you know, like President Clinton, even though he's going through a tough time, he's always got time to say, I wish everybody a merry Christmas. Ho, ho, ho. Even the Democrats, those bastards. Well, thank you, Mr. Trump.

Well, we're going to have a lot of special guests here on our Christmas special show.

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