Oh, Carol, I am but a fool.

Darling, I love you.

Know you treat me cruel.

Oh, Carol.

Hey, that's our song from the classic 50s.

Yes, even before my time, folks.

I was really a child of the late 60s into the 70s.

But that's a song called Carol.

And I actually, my first real, I guess you'd say girlfriend crush was Carol.

Carol Ingram, if you're listening out there, pretty blonde, blue eyes, long blonde hair.

That was my type.

It still is.

And she thought I was funny.

That was the key.

Tall, dark, and funny. We didn't say to get along because basically I was stupid and shy and I don't know. I don't know. Too immature. Can you imagine

Eddie Haskell going out with the prom queen? That was kind of what

Kind of what this was like and

I got a little bit more mature as it years went on junior senior year in high school by the time

Still a little immature by the freshman my freshman, still a little Eddie Haskellish.

And then by my sophomore year in college, I, you know, 20 years old, so I'm starting to smarten up a little bit.

And so my junior and senior years were the best.

Absolutely. My junior, we won the conference playing basketball, Division III title.

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