And the days got worse and worse, and now you see I've gone completely out of my mind.

And they're coming to take me away, ha ha, they're coming to take me away, ho, ho, yeah, he ha, to the funny farm.

To the funny farm. Can you even say that anymore?

Everything got so politically correct.

Well, they're coming to take me away.

This is a theme song for my show, the Toxic Wies S Show.

I'm your host, Mark Chaplin, here on Renegade Talk Radio from Las Vegas.

And I am broadcasting from the great northeast, New England, northeastern Maine by the Canadian border.

So exciting. All it does is effing snow.

Yeah.

Snow is all winter, rains all summer, pretty much.

We have maybe out of 12 months, what I'd call, maybe a month and a half to two months of what you'd call

perfect weather. Where you can go outside, it's about 70, 75, maybe a little warmer, a little colder,

and you don't have elements knocking you down, ice, no, rain, pellets, sleep.

Oh, God. But like I've always said, on, rain, pellets, sleet. Oh, God.

But, like I've always said, on every show, you have to put up with something no matter where you live.

In the south, it's hurricanes and tornadoes.

In the west, it's earthquakes and mudslides and fires.

And I still can't figure out why we haven't found a better way to put out fires,

especially when you're right next to the Pacific Ocean.

It seems to me there's a way.

There's got to be a way to bring the largest ocean in the world to the fire.

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