Well, you left me anyhow, and then the days got worse and worse, and now you see I've gone completely out of my barn.

They're coming to take me away, ha ha, they're coming to take me away, ho, ho, he he ha, to the funny farm.

Well, to the funny farm, yes.

Here we are again.

Here we are again.

It's the toxic wise show.

I'm your host, Mark Chaplin.

That's my theme song.

They're coming to take me away.

I think 66 or 67, something like that.

Quite a while ago.

Probably would be politically incorrect if it came out today,

but yet it's okay to have shows like South Park

and some of those other ones that are okay.

Well, sports-wise, the, excuse me, having some little technical difficulties here.

Sports-wise, Celtics are, I think they're going to be okay.

Maybe they'll gel. I think their problem was just the chemistry.

They had too many forwards, too many wing players, and everybody wants to shoot from the wing.

And you can't have eight guys playing the same position that expect to play.

It's just impossible.

Red Sox continue to go up and down. Their bullpen

socks. Mr. McGoo is now going to pitch for the Red Sox. A reliever. That's a joke, of course.

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