Well, you left me anyhow, and then the days got worse and worse and now you see I've gone completely out of my part.

Tam, they're coming to take me away, ha ha, they're coming to take me away, ho.

Ho, ho, he-he, ha ha, ho.

You're a funny farm where I belong. Hello, folks, he he, ha, ha, ho. A funny farm where I belong.

Hello, folks.

It's time for the toxic poises show here on Renegate Talk Radio.

How you doing?

Well, I'm here to try to enlighten and brighten your day to try to give you a laugh.

You know, a laugh brings out your endorphins and,

and just healthy for you to be laughing.

Now, you can't laugh all the time like a crazy mental patient.

Like Woody Woodpecker.

Can't do that.

But you need to laugh once in a while. There's a couple types of people. Well, actually there's three types. There's those that laugh all the time and they can be annoying. And there's those that never laugh and they can be annoying. So my point that I've always made is moderation.

The third type of person is like probably you and me, mostly.

I think, well, of course, it's better to be laughing all the time than never laugh,

because if you never laugh, something's definitely wrong in your life, I think.

And I have never met or known that many grumpy people in my 50-some-odd years.

So I think it's okay, you know.

Just laugh as much as you can, but if you laugh all the time, they'll come and take you away.

Like they're going to do me someday.

If they can find me.

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