Coming to take me away, ha ha, they're coming to take me away. Ho, ho, he, he, ha ha. Where life is beautiful. That would leave you to that up a can fartin, because I didn't get enough fartin for St. Patty's Day. Take me away, ha ha! Well, hello there, this is the toxic wise ass show, and that's my theme song. They're coming to take me away.

Ha-ha, he-he.

Oh, folks, I just dropped my microphone.

That's a crash-haired.

And as you know, on the Toxic Wise Show here on Renegade Talk Radio,

I very seldom cut out the bloopers like a burp or a fart or a cough.

Because that's the real life, folks.

In real life, there are burbs, there are drops, there are coughs, there are farts.

And that's just the way it is.

Now, we do edit it.

It takes hours to sometimes edit this show.

Gee, man, my boy, and I do it. But, uh, you know, keeping it real here,

keeping it real here on the Toxic Wies out show. And yes, happy springtime, but not really,

because we got about seven inches of snow today the first week of spring. Are you kidding me?

Now it snowed in October the middle of, it was kind of gone by Halloween but still.

October, November, December, January, February, March, April, I mean it's seven months of snow and cold.

Christmas. There's no global warming here, Al Gore.

No global warming? Goal.

God, he's a goof fucking ball.

And I'm not Republican. I'm not Democrat.

I'm a libertarian, more, more, you know, independent.

And so I really don't care. I don't like politicians.

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