My toxic neighbor claims that he can make as much noise as he wants by revving up his obnoxiously

loud Mustang all day every day. And even though we've desperately told them to please quiet down,

these neighbors refuse to comply, forcing me to get some revenge on them in a way that they truly

will never forget. Here's what happened. So last spring, my old neighbor who was a saint,

sold her house and moved away. And the people that moved in were awful.

The guy who will call Pete owns some sort of new black Mustang that sounds like it has no muffler,

and he revs it up and down the subdivision streets in the evening, literally five days a week

when a lot of people, myself included, sit on the back porch and watch TV during the summer.

It is relentless. This guy also drives up and down the state highway that is on the back porch and watch TV during the summer. It is relentless.

This guy also drives up and down the state highway that is on the other side of my house,

doing the same thing, but even louder, because there he can drive 55 miles an hour. And by the way,

you can hear it for miles. On top of that, he has friends over regularly in the backyard,

and they sit there on the weekends and some weeknights

literally revving up the car. It truly is so loud that you cannot do anything but wait for him to be

done. There was a big Facebook conversation in the Homeowners Association group, and a bunch of

neighbors politely asked him not to do this. Well, what was Pete's exact response? He said,

I pay a lot of money for this house. I'll do what I want in my own yard, while also saying the streets are public. Well, I didn't like that, so here's what I did next. For a little bit of context, our subdivision has about 150 houses on about 300 acres. So basically, it's very big. Most of the properties in this subdivision are between one to four acres in size,

with me having a three acre corner. Due to an agreed upon land split sale 10 years ago between

the homeowners association, all neighbors within the vicinity, and the former owners,

my next door neighbor's house is on the smallest piece of property in the subdivision,

sitting at maybe half an acre. Well, I know that from 15 years of living here,

anytime I have a fire on the side of the yard next to Pete's house, the smoke is guaranteed to travel

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