My entitled manager refuses to do his job ever, always finding some convenient excuse to avoid getting stuff done and leaving me with all the entitled carons that wanted to talk to him.

So I decided to get revenge when the district manager was at our store and as a result my manager ended up getting fired.

Here's what happened. So I once worked at a pharmacy chain.

To give some idea of how long ago this was,

digital photography was in its infancy.

A six megapixel photo was state of the art,

and one hour photo processing was in its heyday.

I worked in the photo department,

which doubled as customer service and or the complaint department,

and managers had to do all refunds since it required a key.

The problem was that most managers didn't enjoy having to put up with a typical customer who wanted refunds and would often try to put it off if there was anybody

customer or otherwise they could possibly help. Now I owe that job a certain debt of gratitude

as it taught me a lot about how to deflect blame

from yourself and instead send it to people who are higher up in the chain of command, which is usually

where it belonged.

Anyways, one day the PA system decided that it was being too quiet when employees

used it to Page.

And suddenly any announcement we made was loud enough to be heard at the fast food drive-through

next door.

And I'm guessing that a software update of some sort went

sideways. I managed to figure out within a day or so that holding the phone

backwards but otherwise speaking normally when paging would result in the

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