Toxic Maids
Ja'miezing
Chris Lilley
5.0 • 5.2K Ratings
🗓️ 4 May 2021
⏱️ 20 minutes
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Ja’mie fights with her maid, calf licking breast work, DJ’s with mullets, hiding vacuums, hot jockey auditions, Latino dick pics, Coke Zero in the face, cleaning vomit and more
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| 0:00.0 | Hello, it's Mockus King here, Jamie's father. Love this podcast. Why not donate with the link in the show notes? |
| 0:07.4 | She's told me to say she's not an Android whore, so she doesn't make much money, so why not help a bitch out? |
| 0:15.2 | Right, is that what you want? |
| 0:18.4 | Dolly? |
| 0:19.6 | Yes! |
| 0:20.9 | Hi everyone. I'm literally so fucking hungover right now. You can hear it in my voice. It's really quirky. |
| 0:27.0 | I can't even fucking deal, but I've had the best wake everyone. So much fucking gossip for you guys. |
| 0:33.4 | I can't wait to tell you. Wait, I'm just getting a fucking text from Amma. Why is she fucking always interrupting me? |
| 0:39.8 | Do you want to go to an hour-first step class with me at three? |
| 0:42.1 | Um, no thank you babe. It's fucking vomit on the instructor's face. As if I'm not leaving this fucking couch. |
| 0:49.3 | I'm binging Bridgerton and talking to you guys. |
| 0:51.7 | Also, FYI, I'm thinking of renaming you guys. You know how I was like, Jamehites? I reckon it's lame. |
| 0:58.6 | So I'm gonna go my Jameh acts. It's random, but I kind of like it for you. |
| 1:04.2 | Literally, I cannot wait to tell you guys everything that's happened. Let's get on with the episode. |
| 1:10.2 | This week on Jamehiting, hating your maid, trying to start a conglomine, cleaning vomit, |
| 1:16.6 | cows looking at tits. Can I break my cocktail and did Dorothy really shake up my coke syrup? |
| 1:23.0 | You're weekly dose of fashion and beauty advice, the party scene and dating tips from the Jamsad icon. |
| 1:29.4 | She's woke, she's wealthy, she's wise, she's offended, you're offended. |
| 1:34.4 | I'm Jameh, J.A. Apotrifi, M.I.E. I'm young, white, hot and I'm Jamehsy. |
| 1:41.8 | Sorry, first of all guys, I want to talk about Dorothy the cleaner and our toxic relationship |
| 1:49.4 | as of this morning. And before you bitches, start fucking complaining. I'm not being racist, okay? |
| 1:56.5 | I love K-pop. I hooked up with a half Asian guy at school is okay. I'm really into them. |
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