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Am I the Jerk?

Toxic Brother uses his BEST MAN SPEECH to ROAST ME... and SOMEONE ELSES WEDDING

Am I the Jerk?

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Society & Culture, Relationships

4.82.7K Ratings

🗓️ 19 November 2025

⏱️ 23 minutes

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0:00.0

My toxic younger brother uses his time as the best man at our other brother's wedding to make fun of me and mock me in front of the entire family.

0:08.2

And after dealing with this for my entire life, I now feel like I'm at my breaking point because this has gone on far too long.

0:14.4

Here's what happened. Okay, so my youngest brother, let's call him Phil, got married today and the ceremony was absolutely beautiful. His wife was

0:21.8

stunning and everything was great and well done. His best man was our other brother who I will call

0:26.8

Jack for the sake of the story. My wife and I aren't part of the wedding party, which is fair because we

0:31.5

didn't ask them to be in ours five years ago. After the ceremony, we did the pictures and a cocktail

0:36.3

hour, and it was nice to talk to some

0:38.3

out-of-town family and old family friends. And Jack and I were talking about the day that they all

0:43.1

had, and then everyone was called inside for the reception. We go in and have dinner, and my wife

0:48.1

and I were starting to kind of get tired, but I told her I really wanted to hear Jack's best man

0:52.6

speech, so we agreed to wait, and honestly, I wish that we didn't.

0:56.6

Jack goes up, introduces himself, and starts his speech. He says, well, about 34 years ago,

1:02.4

mom and dad got married and decided to try for kids, and they started with the prototype, my older brother.

1:07.9

And at this point, I should have known where this was going. He continued by saying,

1:11.9

they realized that, hey, they could do better than that. So they got it right the second time. Me,

1:16.6

Mr. Perfect. And I was. Our grandfather would call me Crusher because I would beat up my older brother

1:22.4

as a toddler. We were always opposites and didn't really get along a whole lot. So mom and dad

1:27.3

decided they needed someone to help him out. And so they had this guy. Now when he came around, I was like, yeah, he seems all right. So growing up, we terrorized my older brother. Good times. Now, Jack continued his speech, but at this point, I was kind of checked out. I was and still am really upset about it because I have always been the

1:45.0

butt of all the jokes in my family. My brothers, my cousins, even my parents. I'm the difficult

1:50.1

one. I'm very emotional and empathetic, which is a blessing and a curse. I'm overweight and they're

1:55.5

both athletes. And Phil actually works for an NHL team. I enjoy tabletop games, reading, and just being a nerd.

2:02.5

Whereas they like sports and outdoors activities. I think you basically get the idea.

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