Toxic Brother uses his BEST MAN SPEECH to ROAST ME... and SOMEONE ELSES WEDDING
Am I the Jerk?
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🗓️ 19 November 2025
⏱️ 23 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | My toxic younger brother uses his time as the best man at our other brother's wedding to make fun of me and mock me in front of the entire family. |
| 0:08.2 | And after dealing with this for my entire life, I now feel like I'm at my breaking point because this has gone on far too long. |
| 0:14.4 | Here's what happened. Okay, so my youngest brother, let's call him Phil, got married today and the ceremony was absolutely beautiful. His wife was |
| 0:21.8 | stunning and everything was great and well done. His best man was our other brother who I will call |
| 0:26.8 | Jack for the sake of the story. My wife and I aren't part of the wedding party, which is fair because we |
| 0:31.5 | didn't ask them to be in ours five years ago. After the ceremony, we did the pictures and a cocktail |
| 0:36.3 | hour, and it was nice to talk to some |
| 0:38.3 | out-of-town family and old family friends. And Jack and I were talking about the day that they all |
| 0:43.1 | had, and then everyone was called inside for the reception. We go in and have dinner, and my wife |
| 0:48.1 | and I were starting to kind of get tired, but I told her I really wanted to hear Jack's best man |
| 0:52.6 | speech, so we agreed to wait, and honestly, I wish that we didn't. |
| 0:56.6 | Jack goes up, introduces himself, and starts his speech. He says, well, about 34 years ago, |
| 1:02.4 | mom and dad got married and decided to try for kids, and they started with the prototype, my older brother. |
| 1:07.9 | And at this point, I should have known where this was going. He continued by saying, |
| 1:11.9 | they realized that, hey, they could do better than that. So they got it right the second time. Me, |
| 1:16.6 | Mr. Perfect. And I was. Our grandfather would call me Crusher because I would beat up my older brother |
| 1:22.4 | as a toddler. We were always opposites and didn't really get along a whole lot. So mom and dad |
| 1:27.3 | decided they needed someone to help him out. And so they had this guy. Now when he came around, I was like, yeah, he seems all right. So growing up, we terrorized my older brother. Good times. Now, Jack continued his speech, but at this point, I was kind of checked out. I was and still am really upset about it because I have always been the |
| 1:45.0 | butt of all the jokes in my family. My brothers, my cousins, even my parents. I'm the difficult |
| 1:50.1 | one. I'm very emotional and empathetic, which is a blessing and a curse. I'm overweight and they're |
| 1:55.5 | both athletes. And Phil actually works for an NHL team. I enjoy tabletop games, reading, and just being a nerd. |
| 2:02.5 | Whereas they like sports and outdoors activities. I think you basically get the idea. |
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