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Church of Lazlo Podcasts

Toxic and Problematic, 02.04.23

Church of Lazlo Podcasts

Audacy

Comedy

4.91.7K Ratings

🗓️ 4 February 2023

⏱️ 43 minutes

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Summary

If you'd like to watch us record Toxic and Problematic or any of the other shows, check out https://twitch.tv/churchoflazlo

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To contact the guys: toxicandproblematic@gmail.com

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Yo, how are you? I'm good. How are you? I am fantastic. This is toxic and problematic. My name is slumpfast.

0:16.0

Uh-huh. Isles here. I am. So comes here. Grab that whiskey. Grab that whiskey. Are you telling people

0:23.0

letter? Do I need to grab you? Grab me that whiskey. I know. You can see how I can be confused, right?

0:28.0

So I don't grab that whiskey. I thought it was for you. I would know. Grab that whiskey. There you go.

0:32.0

Uh, this is a podcast we do every week. We don't have a theme. We just kind of sit and bullshit.

0:38.0

We have definitely been testing out some different themes, but we had a theme.

0:41.0

Are you going to price chopper card? I did. That one's yours. You know how much of this? I know.

0:45.0

Uh-huh. Last year. I know that. How do you know? If I check mine. Yeah. Well, how do you know mine?

0:50.0

You got one. I don't know. You got one. So I know mine was 50 bucks. I have to tell 15 or 50, 50, 50.

0:57.0

That's why I get the same as you. No, it will be. No deserve it. It might be 25.

1:02.0

I, I've been monitoring lessons. I don't know. I don't know. You got yours at Christmas when you're supposed to get it. No,

1:08.0

she gave it to me yesterday. Oh, okay. I thought she came in here and had cards for me and lasso. Not one for you.

1:12.0

No, she got me the whole way. I thought about her off her and up to you, but I'm like, nah, I need those groceries.

1:16.0

But the thing is, I can play card. Say to your card. Say anything.

1:19.0

Yes. Hold on. I got it in there. I'll grab it. Yeah. Where's mine? I think cards are over here somewhere.

1:24.0

But I complained at home about I didn't even get a goddamn grocery store card this year.

1:31.0

Last year they gave us a grocery store card. I don't even get that. So I need to remember to tell my girlfriend like,

1:36.0

hey, is my bad. I was supposed to go down there and get it. They did get me the 50 dollar grocery store card.

1:41.0

So I do definitely feel appreciated. It says in the bin complaining. Spencer thinking of even hoping you have a beautiful holiday season.

1:48.0

Hope you got. Hope you had a great holiday. Enjoy this little gift. Here's the 2023. Oh, she's thinking of you.

1:55.0

Is that what you're saying? No, what did you say? Mine said something like appreciate all your patients with everything that happened last year.

2:04.0

Something like that. Is that what you said? No. Well, okay. So now you're going to have us tell it.

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