Omnibuses a production at iHeart Radio.

We are going to the board of the first time in a position.

Yes, and uh...

We are Ken Jennings and John Roderick. We speak to you from our present, which we can

only assume is your distant past, the turbulent time that was the early 21st century.

Fearing the great cataclysm that will surely befall our civilization,

we began this monumental reference of strange and obscure human knowledge.

These recordings represent our attempt to compile and preserve wonders and

esoterica that would otherwise be lost. So whether you're listening from an

advanced civilization or have just reinvented the technology to decrypt our

transmissions, this is our legacy to you.

This is our time capsule.

This is the omnibus. Yeah, Oh, oh, oh, oh, You have accessed entry 1323.2c0617, certificate Number 42052.

Town Line, New York.

Some of you may even be called upon to make the supreme sacrifice in defense of our ideals

and our homes. But boys, I want you to remember this. You can always count on the folks at home and when the war is one you come

marching back in triumph you'll find the home folks right here waiting for you.

Now we've talked about secession before on the arm of us.

We certainly have. I keep feeling like we're going to secede, just you and I.

From the United States or from...

Just you and I...

Uh, I feel like we're going to secede from the internet and start our own internet.

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