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Morning everybody, welcome along to your free podcast for today. Just going back briefly to

Dubai, it seems to be the place to go. I'm assuming it must be cheap over there. I can't

think of any other reason why Billy Fahir's. I'm not even sure she's in Tawi anymore, but she goes

over there with her doting fiancé, for that read, the handbag that drags around with her.

I don't know what he does for a living, but she's there with her daughter Nelly, and she's sort of posing, but the trouble is...

Because neither of the Farahir's sisters are particularly blessed with looks, it's a bit of a knaff picture. Having bleach blonde hair is okay, but what she should have done, because she's sort of the colour of creosote, looking rather peculiar with her breasts that seemed to be practically falling underneath her armpits.

And she was wearing this mint green bikini, but I mean, it looks a bit tarty.

It's the kind of thing you'd wear for a glamour famish, a glamour chute.

I couldn't think of the other word I was thinking of.

But anyway, so she's out there.

The one thing she's forgotten to do with her six-month-old baby daughter is put a sun hat on.

You know, it's hot out in Dubai. You put a sun hat on unless you're particularly stupid.

And they say she's worked hard to get back into shape. For who? For who? Nobody's interested in her.

Patsy Kensit, the latest tenant to be evicted. And she received the least support. I love the way they call her the former Emmerdale actress. Was she in Emmerd? I must have forgotten that bit. Anyway, they finally got her out. She moaned about the experience. She said, thank God it's been terrible. I wonder. It's so difficult for these people, isn't it? They obviously, they're not in the real world at all. One of the least popular housemates, Callum, nominated her because he felt she didn't deal with tension and negativity well. Well, she's never actually done anything, really,

has she? I don't think so. Keith elected her because she moaned about the experience each morning

and failed to integrate. Well, it's only in there for the money, I'm assuming. And Nadia

and Camille Lee nominated her because she regularly woke them up at 5am. Katie Hopkins described

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