Welcome friend to the how-to-heritic I'm Uncle Mark and I'm Uncle Dan. I'm Uncle Doug and this is your

user's guide to life on the outside.

Yep, leaving religion's your first step into a larger better world.

But it can also be a scary world.

Things work differently now. Never fear, that's why we're here.

We're your audio ghosts!

And with help from good friends and experts in all sorts of fields,

we're going to share the stories and seek the knowledge to build a great life.

After all, you only get one that we know of. and seek the knowledge to build a great life.

After all, you only get one that we know of,

so you better make the most of it.

Yee-ha! Aukles, hello. Howdy? Another show? Indeed. Back on the horse. We're back on that horse. We're back on or off the wagon depending on where the drinks are.

Where I can get a free drink.

Riding our four horses into the apocalypse.

We have a...

I've got two. I think we have what I would call a widely varied show today.

Yeah, sure, we're all over the map.

We're all over the map.

Uncle Doug, you're going to talk about...

On new religion I will introduce you to.

Yeah, that you apparently can join. Yeah. If you want yeah I'm going to talk about a history mystery and how kidnapping Jews is okay to do on February 7th.

Yeah, if you do it right.

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