20 day fiance.

Hi.

Do you get burned real easily when you're in the sun?

But you're lazy as shit?

That's why I don't put a sunscreen on?

Because you're like, fuck, I got to put this shit everywhere.

Well, guess what, asshole?

My new invention is just for you.

It's called sunscreen blanket.

It's a blanket that's drenched in sunscreen.

And basically, you just wrap this shit on your body.

It's going to touch all over.

And it gets sunscreen all over your skin.

And then once you just kind of cover yourself in this big wet nap of sunscreen,

you can put your bathing suit on and you're ready to go.

Okay? Just drama free. Just how God intended. Uh, and so I do have a question. Yeah. Oh, absolutely. Yeah. Okay. You, the only thing is it takes a

lot. I just want to make sure you, you thought it through because that's the only thing that's

bumping me. Everything about it else seems flawless.

Yes. The only, I guess, drawback is it requires a lot of sunscreen to actually probably drench the cloth in the beginning. It actually takes about what is the equivalent of like 32 normal bottles of

sunscreen or 14 spray cans just to get the blanket wet enough.

But once you do, it's very easy to put on.

So hashtag weddie baguetti.

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