Ms. Fitz Toys

I just thought that stools were oddly staggered. I like them all on a straight line.

Hey everybody! My name is Doug and I love movies.

Doug loves being shouted at. Coming to you once again from the Grammar Seat Theatre on March 8th,

Heads and a Duffelbag. For our first ever Doug loves movies tournament of

championships episode in New York City!

At 420ish, of course. How's everybody doing in the balcony? Are you resigned to

the fact that your name tag will probably not be chosen? Are you going to be cool with it?

I mean these people up front got here seven hours ago so that's why they're up front I guess.

Which is a shame because a lot of potheads enjoy my stuff but then they're not going to

get there two hours ahead of time or remember their name tag. There he is! That was my buddy you tweeted

me today that you left your name tag on the train? Oh in your car. Oh well at least

you still have it. I thought you left it somewhere where you'll never get it

back. Somebody else will get to use it.

The winner of today's competition will move on to the third super tournament of

champs against Scott Ackerman and Sammy Levine. And then the winner of that will

take on John Hamm and Matt Meira in the super duper tournament of championships.

Yes there's a long road ahead for one of these three people. Please welcome to the

stage T.O.C. qualifiers, Rob Cantrell, Jeff Tate and Judge John Hodgman!

Alright well he's even wearing the robes. Let's hear it for the judge everybody.

Post of the Judge John Hodgman podcast. Yes thank you. It is Sir John Hodgman. Well

technically I haven't been knighted. So you'll just judge as okay. Just order of the British

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