Ms. Fitztoys

Hey everybody, my name is Doug. I seriously have to look and read this. I have to look at it and my name is Doug and I love games it says here.

This is Doug loves movies, letter and molten game, Tournament of Championships 3.

Coming to you from the Nerd Melt Theater, Meltdown Comics on Saturday, January 19, 2-0 since 13, at 420-ish.

Here we go.

Thank you audience members that are here for attending and also thank you for everyone who bought a chicken and then couldn't make it to the jokes.

And thank you to all the listeners who paid two bucks to hear this and I just need to ask everybody one thing, one little favor.

Thanks to the goofy system at iTunes. If you only want to charge $1.99 for a comedy album in the comedy album section, you have to put like a week long delay on the release like you have to pick a date that's a week away.

So the soonest people will hear this episode is a week from today. So you guys here in the audience, I'm asking you to not tweet the results because it'll be fun to hear the whole competition and then find out who wins.

Instead of just finding out right away that John Ham took it in five rounds. Like it says, Tournament of Championships 3, 12 minutes and 32 seconds.

Oh, that guy just knocked it out of the park. That guy killed it. So yeah, so please don't give away that information and there's probably a shorter way to say that, but I think you can hold your tongues for that long and I appreciate it.

Let's go ahead and do it. Let's bring out our competitors. Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome Pete McEuchy, Andy Wood and the aforementioned John Ham.

Monster all over me. What happened with the monster Drake?

It's all over my hand. We go. Do we have, does anyone in the front row have a name tag that's also a towel?

Because I would boy with that coming handy right now. You probably get picked for the game. How about one of those shirts? Are you good to be able to clean up?

All right, all right. Good job. That's John Ham, everybody. Let's hear it for him.

What did you bring for the prize bag and the ladies are going to love that it's touched your dick?

That's an extra bonus to that prize. I brought a blue ray, I guess that's what they call them, of Mad Men Season 5, that I signed with my own name.

Oh, you didn't write Don Draper on there? No. All right. Can't tell what it says either way. It's a Zaka from him.

It's a nice, it's very, it's very, it's very curly, curly cues. And so that's Season 5 and what season are you on now?

Six. And is there anything that you can say that'll get you in trouble with the people at the show or the network?

Because I love it when you do that on this show. That once. Yeah, yeah. And a lot of trouble.

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