Touring, Tetanus, & T!tt!es - oh my!

DAVI THE SCAPEGOAT

Davi Crimmins

Mental Health, Health & Fitness, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.8 • 4.7K Ratings

🗓️ 20 June 2023

⏱️ 40 minutes

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Summary

Davi The ScapeGOAT was having a rough day after a visit to the doctor's office. So, Blair decided to drop his list of differences between touring with her VS. touring with his band. Is the workplace "toxic" if the van smells like farts? He discusses the emotional load of being the Time Manager, boozy confidence, and how they "keep it spicy" in the bedroom. + Tips on trolling Kansas City, cast iron skillets, and what happens if you puke in a trumpet? THANK YOU to our episode sponsor and my newest touring travel essential ; • AG1 by Athletic Greens! Check out athleticgreens.com/DAVI today for a FREE 1-year supply of Vitamin D AND 5 free travel packs with your first purchase of AG1! Want access to the exclusive podcast episodes and Member's Only video content? Join the Club! https://glow.fm/davithescapegoat/ Got questions, comments, drama, or need advice? Hit us up : https://www.davicrimmins.com/contact Check out Davi's comedy tour 2023, coming to a city near you : https://www.davicrimmins.com/tour Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hi.
0:01.0	Hi.
0:02.0	You seem a little...
0:03.0	I'll get your ex-office.
0:04.0	I've been a stupid couple of days.
0:06.0	We went to the doctor today.
0:07.0	You know, got my titties checked.
0:09.0	And apparently I haven't had a tentna shot since 9 to 7.
0:19.0	Oh my god.
0:20.0	So they were like, do you want to get a tentna shot today?
0:23.0	I said no.
0:24.0	Do you plan on like mending a barb wire fence or something?
0:27.0	You never know Blair.
0:28.0	You never know.
0:29.0	We've been traveling all over.
0:31.0	Tentna is around.
0:33.0	We just got back from Fort Wayne and Chicago.
0:36.0	We saw some crazy stuff.
0:37.0	Touched some wild things.
0:38.0	Like who knows.
0:39.0	What you could get it.
0:40.0	And now we're heading to Dallas and Fort Worth.
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