This installment of Friday release valve is sponsored by steroids for your jaws.

Why there's nothing so attractive as toned mandibles is there.

It's probably evolutionary.

You see someone with bulging jaw muscles

and you think, well, that's a person who could chew his or her way

out of a scrape if need be.

Snap a coyote-f femur maybe. Hot! But for some of us, chew as much as we'd like,

hire a personal trainer, use head ellipticals, and our jaws just won't bulk up. So why not get an added boost with

jaw steroids? Just a few injections a week and your jaws will turn into fleshy

vice grips the gals go crazy for. People will watch in amazement

as you shatter carrots like a mouse trap, rivaling the grip and power of a bipedal alligator.

Steroids for your jaws. Just chew it.

Hey everyone, thank you kindly for the warm birthday wishes and all those unsolicited

nudes you sent me over the week, adding them to my scrapbook.

And I also appreciate the many Rint-a-Cannon logos and even a couple of songs people made for the show.

We have fun.

We have fun. Thank you very, very much. Okay, on with the program.

It is Friday and I refuse to answer or take any more good questions about thinky subjects.

I'm not even going to get the grammar right when I refuse to do so.

Instead, I'm going to focus on funny headlines with some very funny friends, and I am delighted to have funny friends back.

They are the co-hosts of two girls, one Mike, the porncast.

Yvette Ross at, no, Yvette Dontramont.

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