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The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly

Touching Jacob

The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly

SiriusXM

Robert Kelly, Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Jay Oakerson

4.83.5K Ratings

🗓️ 5 April 2024

⏱️ 57 minutes

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Summary

Bobby and Jay make plans for Jacob to get a Nuru massage in the studio.

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0:00.0

And now the bonfire with Big Jay O'Cerson and Robert Kelly.

0:05.0

Does anybody...

0:10.0

Does anybody...

0:12.0

Uh-oh. Now you're... Does anybody write a song about actual New York or is it always this where you have to I just saw Billy Joel last week and same thing New York State of iron comes on and I'm like

0:27.7

That's not the music that really defines what's happening in this city a bunch of fucking nosy old people, aggressive Asians

0:35.0

who don't like people. Don't forget... Blacks.

0:40.0

No, no, no, no. I was talking about 20 white women.

0:45.0

Oh, the fucking white women.

0:47.0

They talked too loud at the restaurant.

0:49.0

Loud ethnics.

0:50.0

Where's that song? The homeless? Bums. Oh God. You're supposed to call them. What is it? Houseseless? People are experiencing homelessness?

1:05.0

Unhoused. Unhoused.

1:07.0

Oh, we're going, shit pants?

1:08.0

Bums? Yeah.

1:10.0

Scum? No shoelaces.

1:12.0

Yeah. Lovely shoelaces. Yeah. Dirty knuckles. Loveless pieces of shit. Yeah.

1:15.0

Notted hair. I hope the rain washes them away. Oh, I love when it rains in New York because all the riff-raff is gone.

1:25.0

I feel like it's only riff-raff.

1:27.0

Well, you walk through the Washington Square Park when it's raining,

1:30.0

there's no threats at all. the city should be stopped. It's coming. Yeah. It's coming. What's gonna happen you think?

1:38.8

Dude the solar eclipse is gonna wipe us all out? I'm telling you dude, they're telling people, look around, look on the internet, look on the...

1:47.0

What are they telling you to look for?

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