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Toucher & Hardy

Toucher & Rich: MLB's Star Problem (Hour 1)

Toucher & Hardy

Beasley Media Group

Sports

4.3735 Ratings

🗓️ 10 July 2019

⏱️ 43 minutes

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Summary

On this hour:  Fred is counting down the days until Amy Lawrence leaves.  T&R go over some of the other overnight lead-ins they've had.  The MLB All-Star game was last night.  Most people didn't score the game like Dan Roche.  The MLB has a star problem...

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0:00.0

B-Pod Studios

0:03.0

Fred, hello

0:08.7

Hey guys

0:09.5

Hey, what's going on, are you?

0:11.6

What's up, guys?

0:13.5

I had to be towed in by another adult male.

0:17.2

I love meatballs.

0:19.3

Do you?

0:19.7

Let's go red socks. Hey, me like a bough, bong, bha's go red sauce.

0:21.5

Hey me like a bow, bomb, bomb, bha.

0:23.8

Bill Red Sox.

0:25.1

Hey me like a bamb, bomb, bong, bong.

0:27.2

Wadick, well, yeah.

0:29.6

She made her with my dad.

0:31.7

Hello.

0:32.9

Welcome to the show.

0:35.3

Thanks.

0:37.1

Joe's barbecue and foot massage. Jones Barbecue and Foot massage. Better come down here, get some of this shit. You like to eat. America loves to eat. So why not open up somewhere America. Sit down, enjoy a meal, and get the feet rub. We'll fry anything you want for $5.99. As long as it's friable or edible, we're going to make it deliciousable. We will fry parts of the chicken you didn't even know with friable. The beak, the feathers, we'll fry candy bars. All that European stuff that you don't really normally eat, we'll bring it down here and fry it for you. Ask McDonald's to fry something other than what they normally fry. Guess what you're going to get? Nothing. If it fit through the dough, I'll put it in the fry.

1:11.9

Hell, this is a dinosaur.

1:13.1

So, France, let's just decide you don't want no barbecue. Well, that's fine, too. Why not let one of my foot specialists on myself perform my magic? Look there, look that. Look that. Look that look wonderful. If you really pay me enough, We'll massage your feet in any of these sauces also.

1:26.3

So, Sass is the rule down here at Jones.

1:28.7

Good-ass-Babu and foot massage.

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