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Toucher and Rich, 985, the Sports Hub.

985, the Sports on very quickly.

Alex, go ahead.

Hey, guys.

Hey.

Hey. Hey, I'm thinking it to know on the poop streak for James Hardin. I really think, if you ever heard that people do, like, the reverse tampons to get drunk quicker with the alcohol? Yes. I'm thinking it's a sniffing salt case. He probably uses a paste to really get a pick-me-up before a game. All right. So instead of, like, opening the caps on his nose, you're saying he ingested it like a suppository. It's like a paste. Yeah, you just put it right on there and, whoo, fresh air. Yeah. There's nothing that can invigorate you more than smelling salts in the anus. Yeah, yeah. By the way, there is a real study that was done by a guy with a lot of time on his hands

that showed that James Hardin's game is affected by away cities that have great strip clubs in their market.

As a matter of fact, it's like if you, the guy took like all the Yelp reviews and like whichever ones had the most positive ones in town,

if you correlated it with

how well James Hardened it during the game, it's inversely proportionate.

If the strip clubs are great, he has like bad or like mediocre games.

If there's bad strip clubs in the market, he kills it.

Can you imagine leaving a Yelp review for a strip club?

Oh, they're hysterical.

Have you ever read them? Yes. Well, we read those ones for brothels, which are those the best. Yeah. Like ones in like the Nevada brothels. There's a lot of pressure going to a brothel from what I've seen. Is that like a legitimate one? Like if you go to the ranch, whatever, in Las Vegas, it's way far away.

There's like a lineup of girls and like, what if they're all like ugly?

Yeah.

And then you got to sit there because there's a chance that, you know, the good-looking ones

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