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I want you to use that name.

In fact, I think you should let us rename all of your events because frankly, you're not very good at it.

Take UFC 249, it's just your logo plus a number.

Where's the pizzazz there? How about this?

UFC knuckle opera or dust up at the

beef factory or large handboy collider. It's better, right? Who doesn't want to see some

ham boys collide right now? Honestly, even named Dana White could use a little punch up. So

here are some name improvements for you, free of charge. Dumps McFightman, lug steak face, spamial muscle milk,

skull brisket, tummy buns bin Laden, Rufus T name thief, or my personal favourite, Doug. Just dug,

no last name like Cher and Madonna, because that's the duggest Doug I've ever seen. Maximum

Dougness right there.

The point here is, I am not mad at tug slabmeat for stealing our idea for UFC. We may not even

be the first person he's stolen from. He only filed for the Fight Island trademark a week after

a TMZ reporter suggested to him that he call it that. In fact, the only thing that he's done here that annoyed me was accusing us of using selective facts,

because facts are to me what other people's ideas are to Dana White.

There's something I'm very passionate about.

All right.

95 of sports up at Stuntier Ridge.

So a week ago, it's like a week old.

But John Oliver and Dana White have kind of picked a fight with each other.

And it's been fantastic.

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