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Celtics by two

Lowry will trigger the inbound

the Raptors do not have a timeout.

Five temps remaining.

Van Fleet is on the floor, so is Siakum, Ananobe, and Gassol.

Lowry has it.

Five-second count begins.

Taco Guard in the inbound.

Lowry lobs it all the way across court.

Ananoby gets it away from the game, and you got it.

O.G. Ananobe beats the clock and the Celtics in game three.

I already told my cooling the gang story, right? When we all went to the concert, did I already tell that story? You may have told that story today, John. You've told that story so many times. No, no, no, no. Ted hasn't heard it. Let's revisit it. 2012, Ted. Good story. No, no. It's not really a good story. It actually is. Can I tell us? All right, go ahead. We all got invited to go to see Van Halen, the reunited Van Halen at the Garden. And it was a suite there at the TD Garden. And we all met beforehand. John left the little gathering. We were all at Boston Beer Works. And John left the gathering early in a rush like he had to get somewhere, and he was going in to see the opening act of Van Halen, which was none other than Cool in the Gang. So I figured when I went, I know, is that the most random pair? Yes. It is random. I like cooling the gang.

I've always liked cooling the gang. And I actually saw them in concert during their emergency tour. The hey day. Yeah, back when they were relevant. So I figured they're opening from Valid Handel. I'm psyched. I want to go. And everyone, of course, you know the people on the show. They look at me like, what the F is wrong with you? But the best part of this story, I don't mean to interrupt the story, is Ted, when we all arrived. And it was the rest of the shows, Fred, it was Rich, myself, Mike Lockhart. Nick, were you there with us? Maybe, no. And we get to the suite. We open the door, Ted, and John's the only one in there. Only one. No one cared, except for me. Just standing there by himself. But he was dancing. I was there for about an hour by myself watching the first set. It was, I'm not going to say embarrassing. Good for you, John. Hey, man, you know what? Screw him. Screw the rest of them. You were just doing what you had to do, man.

We got Cedric Maxwell coming up at 920. A couple of things I want to get to first before we get to the calls. And I see you there. 617-779-0-98-5.

Kristen Sermon, who is a producer here at the radio station, texted both Joe and I something. And I had forgotten all about this, Joe. The conversation before we got to the top of the hour was I got boxed in by a senior citizen. I couldn't get in my car where the senior citizen could have parked anywhere else in a lot, decided to pull in in the boat-sized Lincoln that he or she was driving, and I couldn't get in my car. I had to climb in through the passages. And it's just inconsiderate. But I guess once you get by a certain age, you just don't care and F it and everyone else has to rearrange themselves around me. So that's what this came down to. And Joe Murray said, I've waited before. And Joe is 6 foot 3 inches tall, 360 pounds.

I'm 511-175.

You see the disparity here.

I see.

Joe literally is 5 inches taller and literally twice as large as I am.

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